Body... Beard.. Biscuits. Everything your Dude needs.

We got your back, Dude and Dudettes! Our products are carefully crafted to suit your distinctive needs that reflects the true you. From our smart and funny shirt designs, to the bold and daring coffee drinking essentials such as mugs, coasters and table book, to our famous yearly Calendars. We even have beer mugs! Basically all our merchandise speaks Dudeoir. Our products are made with you in mind. They are tough, rugged and durable while being elegant and trendy at the same time.

We capture the essence of everything Dudeoir…Boudoir photography, body and beard. Well all, except for the biscuits… that one is on you, Dude.

All of our products are made with quality materials and are designed with Dudeoir in mind and integrating humor in each on them. We like it when we make people smile and laugh. Happiness is in our every product.

We ship your orders to you via standard delivery of within 5 business days in the US.

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Everyone loves waking up to sweet smell of coffee in the morning, especially when it’s delivered to your room by a loved one. So perk his day up with a freshly brewed caffeine goodness inside one of our greatly designed coffee mugs. He’ll thank you for it. Better yet, why not grab another mug for yourself and pour some hot java too. Share the morning together.


When one Dude is just not enough… get 12 for a year. Now settle down, we’re talking about our yearly Calendar publication, Dearie. We hand pick 12 gorgeous Dudeoir models shoots from contributing photographers to come up with this beautiful carefully designed annual that say DudeoirNation. Made with the intention to make you, friends and family smile, feast your eyes on these scantily clad brutes posing in a new theme every month.These are limited stocks only. So score one now before this runs out of date.

And with every purchase of our sexy calendar on our site, you will be supporting the Multiple Scierosis Society. We give a percentage of the proceeds to help find a cure for MS.

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Chillin’ at your free time. What better way to do it than have a table book to go along with that fresh mocha latte. A collection of some of the finest artistic Dudeoir photography to date. These cool and sexy photo shoots are compiled from some of great boudoir photographers out there. Truly works of art. All these are meticulously layed-out and printed on high quality materials so you can enjoyed reading it time and time again. So what are you waiting for? Grab a mug or two and this book and snuggle in the sofa with your partner..